The 'Save Me!' Last Minute Sexy Gift Guide for Her
Want to buy her something titillating this Valentine’s but worried about crossing the line from tantalising to tasteless? Never fear! Simply identify her personality type, then choose from these classic picks from my ranges. I promise - not a pair of red, crotchless knickers in sight!
Before I even start, here’s a HUGE warning: Do NOT even consider buying ONLY sexy presents for her this Valentine’s Day. To her, you might as well write ‘I only want you for sex’ in black felt pen on your forehead. By all means, splash out on erotic pressies but make sure you team it with traditional ‘love’ presents like flowers, perfume, books, chocolates - and a card that got nice things written from you (rather than doing that ‘the card says it all’ cop out!).
If you’re in the slightest bit nervous about the ‘saucy’ suggestions, play it safe by sticking to the ‘safe’ versions listed - then enjoy the day and each other!
Traditional, affectionate, loves rom-coms, family-orientated.
- Supersex Bullet Vibrator: It’s tampon size so non-threatening and is a fab first sex toy. But by God, does it pack a punch! Faultless in performance and practicality, there’s a reason why it’s the favourite across all my ranges.
- Supersex Beginner’s Bondage Tape: You’d like to try tie-up but she’s still a bit freaked out by the whole thing? Use plastic non-stick tape and it’s suddenly more fun than threatening.
Popular, ambitious, rarely offended, likes trying new things.
- Dare: What Happens When Fantasies Come True: She can read this book on two levels: Focus on the ‘fantasy’ sections and she’s got a book of slick, libido-lifting erotica. Focus on the ‘reality’ sections and its car-crash, Ohmigod funny!
- Supersex Silicone Anal Beads: Flexible, smooth and made from silicone, they’re great for first-timers and the perfect introduction to anal play but also great for those who’ve already been there.
Ms Social Butterfly
Open, loves a good chat, big on social media, tons of friends.
- Supersex Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator: She’ll no doubt already own a rabbit but this one’s extra special because it’s rechargeable. It feels luxurious but it’s affordable, ultra-quiet and powerful.
- Supersex Glass Dildo Set: They’re pretty, stylish and an inspired way to spice up any sex session because you can use them to massage anywhere, vaginally and anally. Made from shatterproof glass, she can heat them up and cool them down.