The best sex positions for…show off sex

Sex is usually driven by things like lust, satisfaction and love – but sometimes it’s simply undertaken in the spirit of adventure, the desire to explore novel new ways to share one another’s bodies.

These show-off sex positions fall into the latter category – and what they might lack in longevity they more than make up for in entertainment.

Whether you’re looking for a giggle, fresh new sensations or locker room fodder to brag about with your pals (with permission), these ambitious arrangements are well worth a shot. Choose the position that’s closest to an old favourite and shift into that when the going gets a little too tough!

Twisted missionary

Twisted Missionary show off sex position

Who said the missionary position was boring? Spin it around for a sensational twist. He can enter in the traditional position (heads the same end) and slowly spin around. Or, if this is too difficult, try penetrating when he’s in position.

This works best if he has a big penis and a not-so-hard erection because it has to bend backwards. It’s one to attempt for show-off value – good luck climaxing in it!

Body balance

Body Balance show off sex position

You need a high-backed chair that’s sturdy and without arm rests. He sits, she straddles him then rests each ankle on his shoulders. She can squeeze her thighs together to increase pressure on his penis, though the angle ensures he’s gripped nice and firmly.

The plunge

The Plunge show off sex position

This one’s quite doable but looks damn impressive. Start with him kneeling beside the bed, her face-down with legs apart and either side of him. He penetrates. She supports her weight on her elbows and forearms, he stands up and takes a firm hold of her upper thighs. Great for deep, passionate thrusting and easy to do once you’re in position.

Back off

Stupidly Show Off sex position

Make very sure the chair is wedged firmly up against a wall or, if your bed has a super firm mattress, try doing it on top.

If he keeps slipping out (which he will!), she can spread her legs wider and tip her bottom upward towards him. Even then she’ll probably have to reach behind to hold him in place.

Selfie sex

Selfie Sex show off sex position

He’ll need a semi-erection to carry this one off because his penis is bent back and through his legs. Yes really. She faces away and lowers herself onto his penis (which he’s holding in position) by sitting down on his bottom. Once he’s penetrated, she does the thrusting. The more erect he gets, the more likely he is to pop out. I did warn you!

If you manage it, take a selfie within the first minute and job done.