Five great sex ‘kits’ to break the lockdown sex slump

Photograph by Artem Labunsky

One in ten of us haven’t had sex since lockdown began in March, according to a new survey.

Anxiety and lack of sleep are the top reasons touted for lack of libido with most of us replacing ‘sex time with watching telly (a whopping 63 per cent).

Believe me, I get it. My husband and I have been hoovering up endless episodes as well.

We could all do with a bit of a boost in the bedroom.

Happily, I have just the products to provide it!

My couple’s kits are designed to get couple’s out of a sex rut by including products you wouldn’t necessarily try – for a bargain price.  They also work to make ‘first time experiences’ (like anal or bondage) easier by including everything you need (including detailed instructions).

They’re designed by me, for everyone, regardless of where you fall on the sexuality spectrum, and guaranteed to get you out of that lockdown sex slump and back to having fresh, frisky sex.

The pegging kit

I remember writing about pegging about 20 years ago and everyone’s reaction was ‘What! My boyfriend/husband’s not gay, why the hell would he want me to do that to him?’

Pegging was the hottest sex trend four years ago. Far from being a fad, it’s even more popular now and fast becoming something most couples try at least once.

For those not in the know, pegging is when a woman penetrates her male partner with a strap-on dildo. (Though you can, of course, use the kit to penetrate a female partner either vaginally or anally.) There are ancient drawings of pegging, so it’s nothing new, and it’s been a popular theme in porn for decades.

It moved into the mainstream in 2001 when US sex commentator Dan Savage, author of the Savage Love column, held a contest to come up with a name for the practise.

Pegging is now commonplace – it gets mentions in all the cult TV shows and dominates the headlines in online sex blogs and magazine websites.

My Supersex Strap-on Pegging Kit has been a best-seller since it came onto the market. It includes a bullet vibe, two silicone dildos of different sizes and textures and a machine-washable harness. Just add lube – and a healthy curiosity to flip the dynamics and experience what it’s like to be on the other side.

The bondage kit

It’s the ‘kinky’ sex act nearly everyone has tried at least once: being tied up remains one of our favourite fantasies and the one most likely to be enjoyed when acted out.

Bondage is also something that people end up trying, then look at each other and think ‘What the hell are we supposed to do now?’.

This is why I’ve included an instruction leaflet with the Supersex Bondage and Toy Kit, with lots of inspiration of where to start when you have your partner at your mercy.

You can, for instance, put on a show – masturbate, caress yourself or strip just out of their reach – leaving them powerless to do anything but watch. Add the blindfold for unpredictability. They can’t anticipate what or where you’re going to touch, lick, suck, bite or penetrate next, so stay in a perpetual state of excitement! Remove it when/if you want them to watch.

Bondage was invented to tie-and-tease. Whisper all the things you’re going to do to them, to up anticipation. Then it’s up to you to lick and suck nipples, deliver a long, deep tongue kiss, lick their genitals teasingly, lower yourself down onto a penis or strap-on, then spring off if they get too aroused or penetrate them for mere minutes before withdrawing again.

My kit includes a powerful bullet vibe, to stimulate all your hot spots, a soft blindfold, Velcro cuffs and restraints. Everything you need for a hot, tie-up session!

The anal kit 

OK, so some of you will skip straight over this bit. Even the word ‘anal’ makes some people want to put their hands over their ears and say ‘la la la’.

But – and this is a fact – your bottom is the body part with the highest concentration of nerve endings besides the genitals.

Anal play used to be taboo but now lots of sexually adventurous couples are discovering its erotic potential.

And all you need to explore is in this kit.

The Supersex Anal Beginner’s Kit includes an anal douche device, soft and flexible, for safe and effective cleansing for anal play. (Douching isn’t necessary – and over-douching is bad for you – but some people find it makes them feel more confident and clean. Your choice!)

There’s a cute little butt plug which you can use two ways: first up, to make penile penetration easier – it gets your bottom used to something being inserted into it. But if you’re not in the slightest bit interested in ever taking anal stimulation further than just a finger or a small toy like this one, the butt plug is a non-threatening way to explore and experience the highly arousing sensations produced by anal stimulation. Insert it before oral sex or intercourse to add an erotic edge or use it to help prepare for anal intercourse.

I’m betting you’ll love the anal beads because they’re such a novelty. You insert them during foreplay, then pull out during orgasm to intensify the experience. Insert the remote control bullet vibe (also included) into the butt plug and anal beads to turn them into vibrating toys. You can use them both on the clitoris or as a couple tease toy on any other hot spots.

Hard to believe it was once taboo! Anal stimulation and play are now a favourite of both couples and singles.

The couple’s kit

The couple that play together, stay together.

You’ve heard me say that a million times – sorry! – but it’s so true!

Play is something that’s sorely missing from our lives during this stressful, angsty time. So turn off the news (dear God, don’t we all have to psych up to watch it!) and turn each other on instead.

My Supersex Couple’s Kit includes three of the most popular couple toys.

Remote control love eggs are the ultimate tease toy: they put the fun back into sex that’s become functional! Insert the egg then hand the controls over to your lover so they can turn it and you on – whenever and wherever they choose!

Both of you can orgasm during intercourse with the rabbit love ring: it keeps him harder for longer while the vibrating ears work their magic on the clitoris. The rabbit ears clitoral vibrator offers focused, intense clitoral stimulation – and it’s rather good when used to tease his testicles, too!

The orgasm bundle

This does what it says on the tin: guarantees explosive orgasms …and many of them!

There’s an all-popular, incredibly versatile bullet vibe. A G-spot vibrator to explore (perhaps) previously unexplored territory (if you haven’t, you really must!) and some orgasm gel.

Some lubes do more than just lubricate, they stimulate as well. My orgasm gel contains arginine, an ingredient which intensifies arousal and increases sensation. Apply it directly to the clitoris, then stimulate in the usual way.

The Supersex Orgasm Bundle also happens to be a damn good bargain, as are all the kits.

I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed creating them!