Of all the things I write about, articles on threesomes consistently get the most clicks.

Having a threesome remains the top fantasy for most men and women – even though they are the fantasy most likely to go horribly wrong when acted out.

My column in the MailOnline this week is based on three women’s stories of how their threesome was life-altering – in both good and bad ways.

There wasn’t the place to give advice to people who want to have one: but here is.

Can I say straight up that, for the record, I don’t think a threesome is going to be the best idea you’ve had.

Possibly it’s the worst idea you’ve had.

But I also know there are lots of you who will have one regardless of the risks and if you’re intent on doing it, I’d like to offer some advice to make sure you at least do it in the least harmful way possible.

So, I’m looking through my old MailOnline columns, looking for inspiration for the next, and I find this little gem.

Ask anyone who writes about sex: the articles that are the most fun to write are the ones where you get to interview lots of people about their personal experiences.

For this column, I asked a selection of straight men (of different ages, some single, some married or in a relationship) what were the things they most hated women doing in bed.

They weren’t backward in coming forward!

Some answers were predictable (faking it), others not so much (pulling at his penis like you’re pulling up a carrot).

The article got a fantastic response on the MailOnline, so thought I’d give it another outing.

Here they are: what 20 men said when I asked them to reveal their top turn-offs.