Not that we’re criticising…well, OK, we are.
While we’re all individual and what suits one woman won’t suit another, there are some things that pretty much all women find a huge turn off in bed.
Check you’re not guilty of any of the following guys…
Rushing into it
A few pathetic fumbles to check if she’s wet does not make her ready for you to plunge on in.
Unless you’re both fired up for a quickie, keep that penis away until you’ve paid some lip service and at least inserted some fingers to check she’s lubricated and ready for you…
Doing it drunk
If you can manage an erection, you’re so desensitised, it takes you six years to orgasm. If we’re drunk too, go for it. If you’ve been out with the boys and we’re already tucked up in bed, do both of us a favour and snore in the spare room.
Yes there are exceptions and times when you both want it to last forever but, as a rule, intercourse that lasts longer than 20 minutes has most women yawning rather than groaning.
Wanting us to orgasm the same time you do
Where have you been the last ten years? First up, only twenty per cent of women actually orgasm during penetration (unless you add some extras like clitoral stimulation). Secondly, the chances of it coinciding with yours are rare, not the norm. Don’t make her fake it like all your previous partners, instead give her an orgasm first, then enjoy yours guilt-free.
Thrusting like a jackhammer
It’s still up there on the female ‘Pet Male Hates’ list.
Constantly changing positions
A favourite of men who fancy themselves as ‘studs’ in the bedroom. You think it’s impressive chucking her this way and that, she just thinks, ‘Try-hard’. If you want to change position, move seamlessly into a similar pose like side-by-side to rear-entry.