Some of you may have already read this because it originally ran as one of my weekly columns on the Mail Online a few years ago. I thought it was worth repeating here because it was such a popular piece and penis size is still something I’m most asked for reassurance on by men.
Seriously: women spend their lives asking “Do I look fat?”, men spend it asking “Do I look too small?”
Most men are super sensitive about their penis size because most men are secretly convinced they’re inadequate.
This is because they compare their penises to men in porn who are chosen specifically for their big willies (and for being able to sustain an erection and ejaculate on cue).
The other times they see other penises is when they’re at the urinal, trying not to look down at other men.
Most penises look big from this angle.
He’s also not stupid: he’s heard all the jokes about small and big penises and he knows if his is either under size or over size, all your friends will know about it.
Given his vulnerability and the dire complications if you get it wrong, how do you answer if your man asks you if you honestly think it’s too small or too skinny?
Here’s everything you need to know…