It’s an object of worship yet causes more anxiety than any other body part. Myths about the male member abound, so let’s dispel a few, shall we? Turns out you can’t really predict the size of his penis by the size or his feet or nose – but there are damn good reasons to be having lots of sex!
Testicle teasers, hand-job hints and other killer combos. Part one of a two-part blog on signature sex moves that guarantee you won’t be forgotten in a hurry.
The skill of reading body language might seem old school given lots of people hook up on screen rather than in person.
But at some point – at this stage anyway – there will still be that moment when you both meet in the flesh and size each other up.
That’s when you realise being able to read the sexual signals bodies send is mighty handy.
Does your Tinder date approve of the real life version of you?
Body language is what will answer that question.
Is your workmate just being super friendly or is she hinting she wants you to ask her out?
Despite bosses trying desperately to dampen work place romances, they still happen – and always will.
But in today’s politically charged #MeToo world, you need to be careful who you chat up and flirt with.
Being able to ascertain whether or not she’s giving you a green light to even suggest something other than friendship could save you more than a potentially awkward situation.
As always with body language, use the ‘rule of four’ – look for at least four positive signs, happening simultaneously – and always apply bucket loads of logic before assuming anything.
After that, it’s all good news if…
Legend has it men make the first move while women – sweet, passive, delicate little flowers that we are – wait patiently to be chosen.
What a load of bollocks.
Women have always made the first move and orchestrated the pace, flow and direction of romantic relationships.
Masters of intuition and emotional manipulation, adept at body language, able to gauge the emotional temperature of a room quicker than our nipples stiffen in a breeze, you can bet your next G & T, if he’s on his way over, armed with courage and a chat-up line, you were the one who lured him there.
Women choose from no less than 52 moves to show men they’re interested.
The average bloke chooses from a maximum of 10 to attract a female.
(There’s a distinct lack of research on the flirting signals gay men and lesbians send but I’d say most adapt the basics to what suits them and their target – so use a mix of both genders.)
The average female is usually quite good at deciphering body language.
Just in case you’re not, here’s a crash course.